I just want to drink tea, smoke cigarettes and have sex in the afternoon.

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pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

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crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
baruyon:

I’m not sure if these would be considered selkies. I just felt like drawing seal-mermaids… imagine how cuddly they would be j_j
It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.
Warsan Shire (via lovesweetvenom)
gaysslay:

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The dream team! 
#Essie Grow Stronger & Good to Go. Then #LEIGHTONDENNY nail polish in Viva La Diva!  💋😍💅
reimaginefat:

godsavethebutchqueen:

Me showing up literally anywhere.

Love this movie. 
Suns out… Knees out? 
A sneak peak of the outfit post on my blog later! 😜
#breakingalltherules #fatgirlscangettheirlegsout #bodypositivity
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
things i’ll teach my children  (via whitenes-s)